Thursday, October 7, 2010

YO! WTF?!?!?!?! (green light, 2for1 edition)


*waves* what up peeps?! here's just some more of the shit that makes you (well, me) go #hmmmmmm

- *yelling* LOUISVILLE DRIVERS! when you go to driving school (assuming that you go to driving school...) do your instructors say: "now, when the stop light turns green DON'T automatically start driving, take some time, relax, and think about your next move. it may seem obvious to GO, but it's so much deeper than 'green means go'"

...HUH?! cause that's how yall mofos act...

-soulja boy. please. stop. #thatisall

-lmmfvo. my bestie/roomie got tackled in the club in atl.

<<---picture this guy tackling this girl --->>

...after i made sure she was ok. I.DIED.

but wtf was he thinking/doing?


-keri and ciara have albums dropping the same day. *bbm straight face* oh joy. i'll have to camp outside the store to snag a copy. they'll be flying off the shelves.

-why are ppl so down to defend their cell phones or criticize another person's phone? "i got a droid so i'm better than you" type shit. ugh. nah, bruh, your phone is kinda cool but you're still pretty lame. #baleedat ALL PHONES SUCK #bladdooww

-ew. what is happening to lil kim('s face)?


-dear mario, i remember, on your last album--no, wait, the one before last...whatever--you had a song called 'do right'. there was a little part about your ma in there. it was all beautiful and touching and shit. *sigh* bruh, what happened?

-->>>Although the incident was labelled "unfortunate" by Hassan Murphy III, the singer's lawyer, he also said the altercation was between a caring son and a mother who struggles with a serious drug addiction.

Murphy told CNN that Mario Barrett's mother Shawntia Hardaway continues "to struggle with a devastating addiction" and the alleged physical confrontation between the two revolved around her drug use.

"Anyone who has waged the battle to save loved ones from the forces of drugs knows the irrational behavior that almost always accompanies their actions," Murphy added.

(from cbs news)

******twitter edition******yay********



-whyyyy am i following you?
-why aren't you checking your spelling and grammar before you tweet?
-when did twitter become 'hoodrat chat'?
-why am i following him?
-how are ppl able to post these super sketch pics on twitter? #yuck
-what is with these ratchett ass TT's??? i.e. #thesehoesbe ?????really?????
-when did everyone get so "real"? *bbm confused face*
-why am i following her?
-is it really a good idea to share ALL of your DEEPEST thoughts and emotions with the tworld?
-heck, is it a good idea to share your EVERY WAKING MOMENT AND MOVE with the tworld?
-WHY AM I FOLLOWING YOU?
-who told you twitter made you cool? ha

(psa: many ppl were 'unfollowed' during the consideration of this post. hopefully none were harmed. if they were. who gives a fuck?)

okie dokie...i think thats it for this edition. just a little fuckery to lighten my recent blog mood. *hugs* you know what to do...gargle and spit or savor and swallow. but i offered!


oh yeah, please comment and share any thoughts on these, or other instances of fuckery!!!

1 comment:

  1. LMAO. You ain't right.

    *I find it interesting, but not at all surprising that Mario's press release makes it seem as though the assault was his mother's fault. He assaulted her, right?

    *Idk wtf is up with homegirl's face. My theory is that it has something to do with B.I.G., (not being) Faith, and the industry. Shit kinda breaks my heart. I wonder how often she goes under the knife. I wonder if anyone has intervened. Finally, what does it mean when someone is obviously addicted to plastic surgery and condemned for it, but another (Nikki Minaj) is praised for a completely manufactured body?

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