Tuesday, May 25, 2010

YO!!! WTF?!?!

***this is the first of many installments which will just pose questions that i've recently asked myself or others...mind boggling shit...lol

  • is it possible to hate nicki minaj but love onika maraj??? i think i do...(hate barbie, love baby kim--hate the rapper, love the singer)
  • whyyyy do black guys in ky like fat white chicks? like, ok...you dig white girls...but fat, sloppy ones tho? *shudders*
  • is my one co-worker a crackhead?
  • sooo...the na'vi (race in avatar) are this bad ass group of blue, tiger, alien beings but they can't unite and declare their independence without the white boy? #hollywoodshit



  • how many states will follow in arizona's footsteps (regarding race relations/policies)? and how soon?
  • which is better: PANDORA or XM radio?
  • is my other co-worker a Ra-Tard?
  • at what stage in a relationship is it ok to swallow??? (#tmi)
  • what if dj khaled is really jon b??? (i stole this but its classic...)




  • will i ever go back to facebook?
  • what is the j.cole hype about? he's cool, but i've heard much better #dontgetit #sorry
  • at what point did females begin this quest to be referred to as some plastic white bitch? (excuse me, didn't mean to step on your toes girl in club...)
  • now that my tweets are archived, will i think before i tweet? (prob not)
  • why do most black girls hate each other?
  • when is it ok to profess your love for someone?
  • if my puppy could talk, WTF would he say?
  • were brittany murphy and her husband so outrageously doped up in the past that they caused their own deaths?
  • will this CND shellac polish really stay chip free for 14 days?

***just some food for thought...chew it up or spit it out...i'm just here to cook it, yo!

PeaceLove

1 comment:

  1. Yo, this is HILLarious!
    You set your own time stamp for swallowing and its appropriateness. I imagine that your puppy would sound like the fat kid on Little Giants.
    On professing your love--what kinda love we talkin,what will that imply, and what's stopping you?
    That's definitely Jon B.
    Why do most people hate black girls?
    Women in general BEEN wantin to be Barbie...

    Why is it okay to discriminate against people who are overweight? Are you implying that it's okay to dig fat black girls and not fat black girls? And why is that if a black man likes white women, we, black women, feel better if she's good looking? What has been accomplished if she is good looking?

    Keep em cumin sis (pun intended)

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